Koleksi lawak bumper sticker Quotes..

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"

Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!

If you're rich, I’m single!

IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN

F U Cn Rd Ths U Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm!

Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.

If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!

If you can read this you are too close..

If you can read this you're in range.

If you can read this, I am parked.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!

hidup seorang perokok

Sigaret! from joezakaria on Vimeo.

Aku suka video ni ada erti mendalam hehe.

Safety lock

Setiap inci body ku berharga hehehe

nah cua tah kira beapa jumlah kunci nya basikal si Liau badar ani hehe

cari jodoh

Moktar datang bejumpa sorang Ustaz kan meminta nasihat.

Moktar,"Ustaz.. napa ya ah..payah banar ku kan betamu juduhku? Sampai
sekarang ani balum tah ku ada kekasih...".

Ustaz, "Kasian jua kau ani eh...bini2 macamana yang menjadi idamanmu
ani kan ?".

Moktar, "Aku kalau bulih mau yang bekulit putih.. lawa.. tinggi..
pandai bepikir.. sayang dan menyintai kadiaku sepanuh hatinya ustaz...".


Ustaz : "Ahhh ... kalau macamatu.. kau misti melaksanakan petua 3B. 'B'
yang petama 'BERUSAHA'... apakah kau udah banyak berusaha?".

Moktar, "Banyak udah Ustaz... Banyak tampat udahku pigi kan mengurat
ani ustaz...nda jua pandai belurih..!".

Ustaz, "Adih!! Kalau camatu kau misti laksanakan 'B' yang kedua tu...
ia atu 'BERDOA'".

Moktar, " Dui Ustaz...tiap kali ku sembahyang ndaku pandai lupa tu
bedoa ah...misti tu".

Ustaz tunduk kemudian merenung Moktar dgn pandangan yang penuh
simbolik. Ustaz, "Mun camatu.......err...Nampak-
nampaknya kau ani misti
melaksanakan "B" yg ketiga tu."

Moktar, "Apa tu Ustaz!?".

Ustaz,"BECERAMIN!"

Jumpa cerita ni kat someone blog n i likeee hehehe